Incognito Weims and their dalliance’s

What really goes on behind closed doors? What kind of secrets does has your Weimaraner been keeping from you?  

These and other questions cross our heart as we pen this blog.

Undercover Weims

It has come to our attention that they spend a lot of time under cover. This begs the question if they are involved with subversive activities how they accomplish this? Rumor has it that we don’t have the need to know, so we are kept in the dark. Then too, they often have the one eye open to keep watch.

Disguises

I think I am invisible here…

When working undercover it is important to be able to change your appearance. Sometimes this means blending in, but often it means wearing a less than appealing outfit.

No one will know its me!

Destroying Evidence

It is important to shred any evidence you have in the field once you commit it to memory. Look in the trash for anything that can lead to your being a part of the conspiracy. Drag toilet paper from the bath to the living room, and implicate the neighbor kids. Finally, send a bill to various manufacturers for services performed. Dog bed sales are skyrocketing, due to you spreading the word to make sure a hole magically appears (along with fluff) during the first week. Soon, it will require a new bed. Again, place the blame on others. We know someone keeps getting in and shredding the beds (as well as toys, etc.)  looking for the secret documents. We cannot help it that our stored secret encrypted data is in demand. It is not our fault that the fluffy toys become flat toys overnight.

Gathering Information

It is important not to get caught when you are spying. Act like you are interested in the book the humanoid is reading. Commit the computer screen to memory. Check out the desk when they go out to dinner. The information gathered can prove useful.